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REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]
Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr 

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.
Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]


i didnt read the caption i just like mean girls

collegehumor:

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]

Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.

Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]

i didnt read the caption i just like mean girls

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

With today’s release of Breaking Dawn Part II, we thought you’d like to see an inside look behind-the-scenes of the last installment.

Everyone was a total professional on set….well, almost everyone.

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(Source: topherchris)

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Hardly Working: Final Destination Trailer (“For Reals This Time” Edition)

The hurricane screwed us. And Halloween is over. But these are still awesome so we’re releasing them anyway. Starting MONDAY November 19

Previously: Part One